As "lol" is probably the most overused and devalued chat acronym (at least in my experience), I always use more emphasis in my online conversations if I'm actually laughing in front of my screen. With that in mind, here goes my first little collection of (mostly kinda recent) funny quotes from online conversations...
11/9/09, 12:05 am:
friend: just didnt want you to feel guity
friend: you're not as fun when you act responsible
me: ohhhh god
me: that was fantastic
me: esp in my state of mid
friend: wont ask
me: (mid wtf?)
me: ballroom comp~~~
me: i am not drunk
me: though myh typing might look like it
me: i went and cleaned out the screw-on tips of the frosting things
me: ...that doesn't sound dirty AT ALL
me: but um
me: i ate all the icing i cleaned out
me: it was really good
me: ..oh god
friend: i didn't take it as dirty 'til you said it was
me: oh good
me: but yeah i couldn't help seeing that ;P
friend: lol so uh
friend: you really like that icing, huh?
me: don't even start.
me: you also have a habit of making me jealous. :P
me: better be.
friend: Ill share the wealth when ur nak
friend: My phone was going to complete nak for me as naked
friend: whoich wouldve been very inappropriate
me: omg that is hilarious